Christmas day 1980 Mr & Mrs Present (owners of the Christmas Decoration Corp Conglomerate) begun their favourite annual tradition of opening of of Christmas presents.
Mrs Present had been a particularly good girl this year. She had donated libraries to under privileged schools in Africa. She spent 3 months cleaning rocks after an oil spill off the Alaskan coast and made $350 million dollar profit in a hostle take over of a artificial snow making company. So she was expecting an extra special gift from Santa this year and what did she find under the tree this year?
The was a rather special box wrapped in very fine shiny red paper, with a big gold ribbon tied in a bow fixed to the top. She carefully opened the box and found a tiny infant laying on bubble wrap smiling back at her. She finally had what her heart desired most, a daughter. At least this is the story she told her daughter many years later and she still regales people with the story to this day believing every word of it.
The truth is a little harder to come by. Chrissy grew up in a sheltered world. Surrounded by nannies and servants while her parents worked on growing the companies fortunes. She did poorly at her studies as she was always running off to play games with her pet reindeer and sleigh. By the time Chrissy came of age she was already very different from her peers. Never having gone to a normal school instead having tutors come to her who indulged her every whim. She did briefly take a holiday away from her family estate when she was 9. She ordered the family pilot to take her to the North Pole it seems that although she had been a very good girl, Santa had neglected to give her baby brother or sister.
Tragedy struck while she was just 10. One of her reindeer turned rabid and bit her father who contracted rabies and was shot when mounting a charge on local law enforcement officers who had come to take away the deer. Chrissy's mother was soon committed over the grief of the loss of her husband. Others contend it was over being served reindeer for dinner that night.
Chrissy doesn't talk much about the period that followed. When she turned 21 Chrissy become the sole owner and CEO of Christmas Decorations Corp. The board welcomed her with open arms glad to have a Present back at the helm until they heard some of her ideas for the company. Chrissy was quietly convinced to run the special projects division. Chrissy now devotes her time to her music career and being a really good girl in the hope that if she continues to be a really good girl Santa may give her what she really wants, a daughter or her own under the Christmas tree.
No one has been brave enough to mention sex to Chrissy.
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