Saturday, January 24, 2009

Chrissy Present


Christmas day 1980 Mr & Mrs Present (owners of the Christmas Decoration Corp Conglomerate) begun their favourite annual tradition of opening of of Christmas presents.

Mrs Present had been a particularly good girl this year. She had donated libraries to under privileged schools in Africa. She spent 3 months cleaning rocks after an oil spill off the Alaskan coast and made $350 million dollar profit in a hostle take over of a artificial snow making company. So she was expecting an extra special gift from Santa this year and what did she find under the tree this year?

The was a rather special box wrapped in very fine shiny red paper, with a big gold ribbon tied in a bow fixed to the top. She carefully opened the box and found a tiny infant laying on bubble wrap smiling back at her. She finally had what her heart desired most, a daughter. At least this is the story she told her daughter many years later and she still regales people with the story to this day believing every word of it.

The truth is a little harder to come by. Chrissy grew up in a sheltered world. Surrounded by nannies and servants while her parents worked on growing the companies fortunes. She did poorly at her studies as she was always running off to play games with her pet reindeer and sleigh. By the time Chrissy came of age she was already very different from her peers. Never having gone to a normal school instead having tutors come to her who indulged her every whim. She did briefly take a holiday away from her family estate when she was 9. She ordered the family pilot to take her to the North Pole it seems that although she had been a very good girl, Santa had neglected to give her baby brother or sister.

Tragedy struck while she was just 10. One of her reindeer turned rabid and bit her father who contracted rabies and was shot when mounting a charge on local law enforcement officers who had come to take away the deer. Chrissy's mother was soon committed over the grief of the loss of her husband. Others contend it was over being served reindeer for dinner that night.

Chrissy doesn't talk much about the period that followed. When she turned 21 Chrissy become the sole owner and CEO of Christmas Decorations Corp. The board welcomed her with open arms glad to have a Present back at the helm until they heard some of her ideas for the company. Chrissy was quietly convinced to run the special projects division. Chrissy now devotes her time to her music career and being a really good girl in the hope that if she continues to be a really good girl Santa may give her what she really wants, a daughter or her own under the Christmas tree.

No one has been brave enough to mention sex to Chrissy.

Dresses, Bio's and the girls get "wet"!


Hello all my juicy fans,

It's sunday so you know what means? It's time for some more Juicy News. This week we have word from Starcia Knight's rep, she actually going to try working. Beth la Hemme goes into production of her clothing line and I bring you the Chrissy Present bio.

Aspiring fashion Mogul, Beth la Hemme confirmed yesterday that she and her team have begun creating her own clothing line. The line is expected to be Long Floaty Summer dresses. La Hemme, having been inspired to create summer dresses you can wear on the red carpet, while still wearing things (designer ones no doubt, but things none the less).

In surprising news Starcia Knight has begun working on a fragrance line. The party girl is believed to be working closely with creators to come up with a unique fragrance reminiscent of her wild party girl lifestyle. Rumours recently confirmed by the starlets own blog has confirmed the product is to be known as "wet". It seems the strong advice and instance that she reconsider the name has not held sway.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Hot off the Press & coming soon.......


Hello my Juicy fans,

In an exclusive, I have gained access to the WAD files and will be bringing you biographies on each of our your favourite WAD stars. Starting with Chrissy Present, found under christmas tree we delve deep into what makes the unusual starlet tick.

You want the goss well we have right here, coming soon.

Fashion, poetry and W.A.D

The former face of Dersaci, Beth la Hemme has begun talks with fashion house RJ Fisher to produce her own fashion collection. The fashion icon's representative has confirmed that Ms La Hemme with be involved in a hands on role. There is no word yet on when the collection will be shown though the fashionista is due to be in Milan during the fashion season supporting her charity, Designers against Dull.

WAD Studio boss, Cricket annouced today the signing of a new artist the poet and rocker Colin Oscopy. Colin a French-Canadian from Quebec known more for his obscure poetry than his music signed the deal to produce an album on the WAD label. There is no word yet on when his first single will be released. Rumours that a certain blonde trouble maker helped seal the deal with the label.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Rumours rumours rumours, well we have seen her!




Rumours abound to as why Pop Songstress, Slobadonka, has suddenly recoiled from the lime light. Everything to from alcohol treatment to pregnancy has been headling news.
Now there is another rumour. Her aging father wants to reconcile with his illigetimate daughter. The 92 year old European royal is believed to be in poor health. Slobadonka has been holidaying with her husband on the islands in the med, waiting to be called to her long estranged father.
Now if you want my opinion and I know you do, its a load of hooey! Slobadonka has been holidaying simply to unwind from her punishing Vegas show regime. Juicy has obtained some photo's of the songstress on luxury sojourn through the beaches resorts and private islands of Europe.
If you have any information on our little runnaway pop princess, please email me at; wad.natarsha@gmail.com and Slobadonka if your reading this, you know my contact details. Call me, email me or fax me... just get in touch the world wants to hear from you.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Welcome to Juicy


Madame et Monsieur, Meine damen und Mein Herren, Ladies and Gentlemen it's here, at last. Your best guide to the wild, the wonderful and the fantastical.


Juicy the latest and greatest way to get celebrity gossip, new music outlandish comments & opinions & everything JUICY!! We aim to bring you the insider look at the world of fabulousness. In this first edition we take a look at the new offering by troubled starlett Starcia Knight.


Ms Knight is once again in trouble, this time with the owner of Dior. It seems that our little starlett believes she is famous enough to just take what she wants from the store and Dior should feel honoured that she has allowed them to dress her svelte body. Starcia's managment were quick on the scene with a credit card to put a stop to the shoplifting charges that were threatened by the store. It seems this is not the first time that Ms Knight had tried to help herself to some designer goodies. In a comment by Dior's PR representative, it was alleged that Ms Knight's shopping trip may have been planned as a show of defiance after having been turned down the brands designer for provided the costumes for her latest video and entire entourage.


This my darlings is just the begining, a sample of whats to come.... till next time


Adieu